ss_blog_claim=89c5075de08a27469a4c85b7b67a5e81 Rantings Of A Woman: JUST FOR LAUGHS....

Friday, August 19, 2011

JUST FOR LAUGHS....

MY WIFE IS POISONING ME....

A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, askes,
"How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,
"Well, I spoke to you wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. you want my advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

" Take the poison."

6 comments:

jenn said...

hehehehehehe....that was funny!

icey98 said...

ha ha good joke.

I always like to pop by, even just to stare at your blogger header its so relaxing lol. or maybe im just weird!!!

Tina

Misty Dawn said...

ahahaha That's hilarious. And I agree with Tina - your header is gorgeous.

Petula Wright said...

LOL!

Juliana RW said...

Hi Carrie,
I am back....Glad to be home again :D Thanks to visit my blog when i was on vacation. Still visit my blog to see more photos on our vacation.

I remember you give me tag on my vacation. I will see later if i already have enough time behind computer :D

JO-N said...

Carrie, thank you for sharing this. It brought my stress away when I read it.