JUST FOR LAUGHS....

MY WIFE IS POISONING ME....

A man goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, askes,
"How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,
"Well, I spoke to you wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. you want my advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

" Take the poison."

***JUST FOR LAUGHS....

THE WHY'S OF MEN

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S*X?(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING S*X? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

FIRST DANCE REHEARSAL!

Well some of you may already know that my daughter is a great dancer and towards the end of April she will be attending a dance competition out of town. She is so excited and we are so proud of her and all her accomplishments! We always said that we would do anything for her when it comes down to her being able to dance and .... well...I guess that time has come :0) During this competition they are celebrating their 10th annual competition so they are putting on a birthday blast with lots of fun, treats and dancing of course, but in order for each dancer to participate in the dance that each dance school has been asked to do one of the parents must participate also. So I am getting ready to go with Trinity to our first dance rehearsal for 2pm. I will have to go pick up the sitter in a bit so I guess I should go get ready! Should be fun :0)

UPDATED (8:00PM)

Matt and our 5 year old son are joining in the fun so their is the four of us from our family! The dance is a bit of the rough side but we still have three more classes to go! God help us LOL....I might put a video of us playing around at home on my family blog. Nope I guess the video isn't going to happen this week it turned out to dark to see :0( but we had fun!

SLEEP OVER!

Tonight my daughter is finally having her friends over for her birthday and now 7 girls have shown up. I have no idea how many extras she ended up inviting without telling me. I think that should be all. It is getting very loud and one of us still have to head to the movie store to rent a different movie. They are want to see Bring it on! So a half hour in and the plans are getting changed. What next. I forgot what girls are like at the age of 8....I am in for a LONG night LOL

I will be taking the night off from blogging to entertain the girls and I will update about it tomorrow when I recover from the night!

A FULL DAY OF FUN!

Saturday morning I got up early and got the boys ready for their youth group ski trip. My husband made them pancakes for breakfast and I gathered up all their gear and snacks for the day. The weather was quite cold with windchill of -20 degree but we headed to the ski hills anyway. The kids were excited to be going and it was Jay and his friend Matthew first time skiing. They had a great day skiing and after lessons were off to the bigger hill where we spent the day. Jay caught on quick and Matthew struggled with being able to control his speed....yep a few crashed but somehow he managed not to get injured. I also survived the day and had the time of my life with the youth and would love to go back again soon. I tell you though my legs muscles are sore and I can barely move today and I think Jay is feeling it as well. We left the ski hill around 4:00pm which got me home just in time to get ready for our Valentine's Gala! With minutes to spare our sitter arrived and we were quickly out the door. The Gala was amazing! I am so glad that we decided to go and to be able to talk with adults for the evening was so nice. The dinner was fabulous with stuffed chicken breast, garlic baby potatoes and veggies followed by a buffet dessert. When we arrived we had the option to purchase a prize balloon each for $10 (every balloon won a prize from $10 up in value) It came time to redeem our prize as they called us up in groups of ten. Matt won $10 Tim Horton's gift certificates (being #9) and I won a 19" flat screen TV with DVD (being #64). It definitely was worth the night out. What a great Valentine's gift this night turned out to be. The dance afterward was nice with the live band but after having such a long day I was ready to return home! The kids were still up with the sitter and they to had a fun evening. Today is going to be a day to relax and the fact that I can hardly move will make it all that much easier to do so LOL

***NEW YEARS EVE....

How did you spend you New Years Eve this year? We spent the evening with family! The older two kids went to my sisters house with her 3 kids (our younger sister babysat) and the two younger boys stayed at the house with us and had a little party of their own in their bedroom eating lots of food and watching a movie before heading off to bed. They did sneak out a time or two to get in on some fun but then were off to bed.

So yeah, where was I? Right...the adults actually spent the night playing Wii. Us girls took over the Dance Dance Revolution then the guys had their fun bowling. If people weren't interested in those games we also had the playstation upstairs with guitar hero. Surprisingly everyone had a great time and the game systems were a hit. Who would have thought! Anyway here we are in the New Year I hope it is a good year for everyone.

I am on the white and blue mat above and my son getting a turn below. It was fun!

***I'M CHRISTMAS.....WHAT ARE YOU?

You Are Christmas

More than most people, you are able to find magic in life's small moments. Traditions mean a lot to you, and you tend to be quite nostalgic. You are a giving, kind person who really understands the true meaning of holidays. You inspire others to be as altruistic and caring as you are. What makes you celebrate: Tradition and a generous spirit At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The storyteller. You like to recount memories with everyone. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Give a gift to everyone you know

What Holiday Are You?

***TAG YOUR IT!

I was tagged by Anna from Beth and Cory's Mom for a Simple Game of Tag.

The rule:
When you get tagged, you name the person who tagged you then tag 5 others. Copy the entire list into your post, and let's see how big this can get!

Limadang.com
RamblingMoo.com
blogginginmypyjamas
StylewithPassion
Chinneeq
Dora-zooropazoo
Babyshern
HiPnCooLMoMMa
Rachel’s Soulful Thoughts
When Silence Speaks
Dancing in Midlife Tune
Underneath it All
I am Dzoi
Hobbies and Such
moms.....check nyo
Choc Mint Girl
Amel's Realm
My Thoughts
Rusin Roundup - Mel
MondayMorningPower
Comedy Plus
Mama Pajama
Beth & Cory's Mom
A Bit of Me
Cherished Moments with my 2 Angels
My Dogs Keep Me Sane
Skittles' Place
Rantings of a Woman

my tags are:
Tammy Mom Knows Everything
Jenn Enjoying the Ride
Petula It's a Woman's World
Misty My Dogs Keep Me Sane
Jocelyn Hip Mama Blog

OOOPS, Misty you are already on the list...sorry

Matt The Males Perspective give it a try...

***PUMPKIN PIE...ME OH MY!

Your Scent is Pumpkin Pie

Warm, comforting, and a bit old fashioned You've got what men want - believe it or not!

What's Your Girl Smell?

I got this from Anne from My Virtual Journal...thought I would check it out to see what my girl smell was. Yep pumpkin pie, same as Anne. If you do this let me know what your smell is!

***THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY

1

2 3 4

5 6 7 8

9 10 11 12

13 14 15

16 17

18

19 20

21 22 23

24 25

26

27 28

29

30

Finished?

GOOD ! TOMORROW I'LL DO THE ABC's !

***WE'VE GOT THE FUZZIES...

These fuzzy socks from the Dollar Store has become a big thing here in our house. I think almost everyone has a pair or two. Even the boys felt the need to get a pair or two because they are so soft. Kohl got orange and Jay got the white and green stripes...I am not allowed to tell anyone though, he only wears them here at the house so let's keep it a secret LOL. I think Santa will have to put some in our stockings this year....hint hint :0)

***HUMAN BODY FACTS...HMMM

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q., the more you dream.
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
-The Smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three .
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much in formation as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-At the moment of conception,you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

***now if you read this i bet you put your thumb to you nose.

***A NIGHT OUT!

Last night we left the kids with the new sitter for the first time and went out to my hubby's work Christmas party. We had a really great time and it gave us the chance to get to know some of his staff outside of work. We enjoyed a delicious turkey dinner then waited around for the prize draw where Matt won a good prize for the first time....how exciting....It was a digital camera package, very nice...the funny thing was Matt was to pick out an expensive gift for the party and wanted to give a flat screen LCD tv with build in DVD player but didn't have any in stock so he thought a camera package would be a great gift....**(and since he never won a good prize her didn't think anything of him winning the camera**) I totally agree but not when you already have 2 LOL That's alright we had fun and we got a laugh out of it....Matt's mom was talking about getting a digital camera, maybe this will have to be for her.

Back to the kids, they really had fun with the sitter and we will definitely have her back again to watch the kids. It's a great feeling of freedom, we can now do things and not have to take the kids along every time...

***8 THINGS....MEME

I was tagged the other day by Anne from My Virtual Journal and thought that I would take some time to get this meme posted for her. I don't usually put things like this off but I have been crazy busy lately and trying to take some time away from the computer...
Here are some more things about me....

8 THINGS I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT:
my husband, my children, definitely blogging, shopping, spending money, making money, taking pictures, decorating.
8THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
watch my children grow up....graduate, get married, have children ect..., travel, travel, travel, build a beautiful house, go to a nascar race with hubby, live stress free for at least a day with out debt....lol (is it possible)
8 THINGS I SAY OFTEN:
quiet, give me a minute, Blake what are you into now...,hi honey-- bye honey (busy life), checking ppp, yes--yes---yes when I get a ppp opp (maybe that's not often anymore?),
8 BOOKS I’VE RECENTLY READ:
I don't have time to read any books, unless they are for the children(not the newspaper and not a magazine)
8 SONGS THAT I COULD LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER:
Let them be Little, Don't laugh at me, Christmas songs, Martina McBride, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw
8 THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO MY BEST FRIENDS:
honesty, compassionate, caring, thoughtful, good listener
8 THINGS I’VE LEARNED THIS PAST YEAR:
moving tires me out, blogging is a great way to earn money, there are many ways to make new friends (blogging), my kids have to come first and stay that way, we can be happy without our family living close by, Christmas doesn't have to be about all the gifts you recieve

***CHRISTMAS FUN

Yesterday as some of you already know, I started my Christmas decorating! Well I'm not the only one that enjoyed getting into the decorations. The kids had a great time going through and picking out some of their favorite decorations and finding a place for them to go...needless to say most of them will be put somewhere else eventually. The biggest hits around here were the Christmas elf and Santa hats and Blake couldn't wait to put on his Santa Suit. Then there is our 6 foot tall singing Karaoke Santa, he got a warm embrace from Blake and Kohl to welcome the holiday season. We had a great time. I just love this time of year!

SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER IN TRAINING...

***A FLAT STANLEY ADVENTURE....

Our daughter Trinity is in the second grade and had to do send Flat Stanley on an adventure. Well her dad wanted to do something special for her so he took Flat Stanley to work with him for the day. I tell you those two can sure get themselves into trouble....LOL Matt took Stanley to work yesterday and typed up their adventure and emailed it to me to look at...from Matt's story I had a great idea to turn it into a story book adventure. Trinity was pretty impressed with this and couldn't wait to get to school and show her teacher.

I thought I would share this Flat Stanley adventure with you....we had fun putting it all together:0) It's a little rough, we were up late getting it done :0)

FLAT STANLEY AND THE MYSTERIOUS SPOOK ADVENTURE

Trinity's Flat Stanley arrived at 556 Main Street one cool fall morning. Always searching for adventure Stanley decided to go to work at the local store with Trinity's dad for a day to see what mischief he could get into.

Upon arriving at work we got an eerie feeling that it would be a mysterious day for sure. We began by putting the key in the door, but for some strange reason it wouldn't open, sometimes the lock can be a bit stubborn but today it wouldn't budge, not one bit. This was strange I thought, it was sure lucky that Stanley was here today because without a blink of an eye, he quickly jumped out of my jacket pocket and slid under the crack in the door. He jumped up onto the candy machine at the front door so he could reach the lock-switch on the inside of the door and quickly got us in.

Around the door we saw a trail of crumbs leading down to my office, this was peculiar because the floor is always swept at night. We walked back to the office so we could get a start to the day but when I went to get my name badge out of my desk drawer I realized that is was locked and I couldn't find my key anywhere, I wonder where it went? Stanley wanting to help again was able to slide through into my drawer and get it open it was great to have him here. Looking through my drawer I couldn't find my badge anywhere, weird I left it there I was sure last night, all that was there was a fluff of fur.

Stanley was feeling there was more to this mystery than meet the eye he was trying to put the pieces together and find out what was causing this mischief. Stanley and I decided to continue on our day, we were working on Halloween displays today, this make Stanley nervous as it was spooky seeing all the Halloween decorations and scary music playing. Stanley was walking down the aisle filled with Halloween treats and suddenly he heard a rustling sound coming from the end of the aisle, he rushed down to see what was going on.

He found little bits of paper all ripped up on the floor, strange he thought, what could be leaving crumbs by the door, fur in the desk and bits of paper on the floor? Looking up on the shelf he saw where the paper had come from, there is a hole in the box of cheesy chips. Stanley was starting to figure things out, he looked behind the chips and what did he find?

...........SNUCK..........BOOM.............BANG! Out fell a furry little creature, he stood up on his hind legs and spoke to Stanley. "Stanley, funny to see you here, how are you doing? It's Sam Mousetache, your old friend." Stanley said, "I had a feeling it was you, it all makes sense now, the trail of clues led us straight to you."

Sam began to tell his story, "I smelled the most delicious smell and I just couldn't resist it, so I snuck in last night as they were closing the doors." "When things got quiet I snuck a few crackers from the restaurant, I was cold so the heart from the kitchen warmed me up, I didn't want anyone to disturb me so I snuck some gum into the lock up front so it would be hard to get in, you probably saw my crumbs." After I was done I snuck down to the office and got the bosses badge pass so I could open up the locks, I saw this shiny key on his desk and thought I might need it for something. When I was crawling out of the drawer, I caught my back and pulled out some of my fur." "Then I followed my nose down here to the delicious cheesy smell and you found me."

"Well Sam I guess that solves the mystery, let's go snack on these cheesies, clean up your mess and then I'll head back to Trinity's house to get ready for my next adventure...where will it bring me....we will have to see?

***MY MORNING WITH BLAKE

I can sure tell you all that

most of my morning are filled with lots of fun with Blake around and do you think I can keep my house clean...forget it. After the cereal was spilled all over the family room floor and was somewhat cleaned up Blake thought it would be a great idea to once again turn my couch into his little cabin. Yah, sure he's having fun but when you have a cabin mess to clean up in almost every room it gets to be too much. Hey who needs toys in this house. As long as my kids are building cabins around here nothing else seems to matter. So even though I am stuck cleaning up the mess they are having a great time building and creating their cabins. I was pretty impressed with the one Blake made today...he was able to crawl in it without it falling in on him...Great job buddie:0) Your brothers will be jealous!

***ANOTHER SHOPPING TRIP

Boy I am having a great time today! I had so much fun this afternoon that when we picked the kids up after dance class we headed back to the mall. This time all our purchased were for us :0)
I can't believe it...we spent money on ourselves....NEW CLOTHES....YIPPEEEEEE!. A new outfit for me and one for Matt. It feels some good to finally treat ourselves and to be honest, it wouldn't have been possible if I wasn't doing any PPP. So even though some days are tough it can still be rewarding....It wasn't only a good day shopping but I also got some PPP opps as well.
That's all the excitement for day.... time to dye my hair and get ready for highlights and a hair cut.

***SPENT LOTS OF MONEY

Well I tell you that I had a great time shopping today and I got a few Christmas gifts taken care of. I can't tell you right now about all my exciting purchases because my son likes to read my blogs and it would ruin the surprise for him so I will have to keep it to myself for now.LOL We enjoyed a filling lunch at A&W (my favorite take out) and Blake got to have some fun riding the coin operated rides in the mall, something we never do :0)

And my favorite part of the day was picking up Blake's birthday pictures. Oh Boy is he ever growing up. He will be 3 years old on November 1st, where has the time gone!

*** 5 THINGS ABOUT ME

I have been tagged by Tammy from Mom Knows Everything to do a " 5 things about me MEME! So here it goes.....and I will try not to bore you with the details LOL!

1. First of all my life revolves aroun my 4 amazing children! That's the way it should be right!? :)
2. Righ now I am trying to lose some weight...not a lot just the 5-10 pounds :( I put on with moving this summer. ( the company paid for all our meals for a week so we ate well - I love take out!)
3. I live 5 hours away from all our family and friends. It can get pretty lonesome at times (holidays)
4. With Christmas sneaking up on us...some of you already know how much I love decorating for Christmas! (day after rememberance/veterans day in respect for them) if not I would have already started!
5. If I don't get my 3 PPP opps for the day I go crazy! Really! Just ask my husband and son or the other kids for that matter...(getting opportunities has become a family thing now...they all take care of me :) and with us working together I'm bound to catch a few opps!

Well now wasn't that interesting...now I will pass this along to 3 others to share in the fun!

Get ready...you've just been tagged!

1. Matt - The Males Perspective
2. Jocelyn - Hip Mama Blog
3. Anne - Virtual Journal