Golden Opportunities

Gold and silver are two of my favorite things, the pure beauty of these precious metals has been unmistable for generations and has long been used as a sign of wealth and as an investment opportunity. With the annual production and available quantities of gold not meeting current demand there may never be a better time than right now to purchase silver or gold as an investment opportunity. There are many sources that can assist you to buy gold coins so you don't have to go it alone. You can use services like the US Gold Bureau to help you source you Gold/Silver and they can arrange the purchase and delivery or safely store it for you until you are ready.

***JUST FOR LAUGHS....

THE WHY'S OF MEN

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING S*X?(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING S*X? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

***BLONDE JOKE

I don't normally pay much attention to blonde jokes but my husband emailed this one earlier this morning and I got a laugh out of....:0)

There is a blond at her office and she receives a phone call saying her father had died earlier that morning. She was very upset and her boss ran into the room saying,

"That's terrible! You don't have to stay here, it's not right. Go home, comfort your family."

The blond says between sniffles,

"No but thank you for the offer. I'll stay here and try to keep my mind of it."

After lunch the blond's boss comes in to check on her. He is most shocked when he sees her more upset that she was earlier that same day.

"What's the matter?!" asked the boss in shock.

"Well I just called my sister, and her dad died too!"

Gold and Silver Opportunities

Something I have never stopped to think about is the fact that you can still buy gold and silver. You can purchase gold bullion through the US Gold Bureau along with silver and other precious metals and coins and arrange for immediate personal delivery or convenient and safe storage that will take place at a depository or at an independent bank. Buying gold has been recognized as one of the best ways to preserve one's wealth and purchasing power. Yes, Gold bullion is real honest money! Gold bullion comes in three convenient forms. The available quantity of deposits being produceds has not been meeting demand for some time now and is driving the value up regularily, making this a strong investment commodity. As an investment product, gold is available in ingot or coin and bullion an provides a unique investment opportunity.

The Mistress

I found this joke recently and thought I would share with everyone, it's hilarious.

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very find restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??" "Oh" replies the husband, "that was my mistress." "That's it," says the wife, "I want a divorce.""OK," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the grage, and no more country club. But, the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who is that woman with Jim?" she askes, "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is much better looking." says the wife.

Too Funny!!

Ooops, did I say that?

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in their bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years, just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have his way with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it...our lives depend on it!" "Dear, the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way because he just told me he thinks you're cute!"

Coin Experts

It can be very challenging to decide how to best find coins to collect. There are many different ways that you can acquire coins for your collection but one of the easier ways is to use a professional service to buy gold coins like the experts at the US Gold Bureau. They have access to the rarest coins and have been extensively trained. Having expert advise can definitely protect you by ensuring you receive the best prices and protecting you from poor quality and fraudulent transactions. Coin collections can be a great hobby or used as an investment opportunity, whatever your motivation is trusting US Gold Bureau to guide you in your choices is a smart idea.

Blue Monday : Teenage Years

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My son just turned 13 last month and now it finally happened, he wants to shop for his own clothes, Mom's choice just doesn't work anymore, he has to shop at the "COOL" stores. I have to say that he has pretty good taste and this is one of the choices he made, I love the blue it's so bright the outfit has a sweater with it that I was able to get a shot of him sitting on the blue couch with his puppy. He's still a great photo poser. Happy Blue Monday to everyone.

Kitchen renovations

The kitchen renovations are in full force and going great, we area almost ready to start the staining process, we are a little nervous but I think we will make out just fine with a little patience. I am so excited to finally get the room finish, I have been waiting for 2 years since we moved in to get this finished and it makes it even more exciting to know we did it all our selves. I can't wait to post pictures of the finished work.